FUNNY STORY: Last night I came home from the second performance of The Commitments, tired and vaguely hungry. I saw a plate of cookies on the table, so I took a couple. It was a few minutes and three cookies in before I realised that they were weed cookies.
"You know what's great about being Jewish? When you are thirteen, you are a man. And I am fourteen, so I am a man plus, ladies!" — Foreign Boy